Books! :D

Forgot to post this in last blog - bad me.

Immi gave me £15 to spend on Amazon for my birthday. I want to announce that I bought:

Movies in Fifteen Minutes: The Ten Biggest Movies Ever For People Who Can't Be Bothered
By Cleolinda Jones
The Vampire Chronicles Collection: Volume 1
By Anne Rice

Everyone knows about the Vampire Chronicles, but for more info on M15M go to http://cleolinda.livejournal.com - it's linked from there. I think they're awesome :D

That adds up to a little more than £15, but I had some money too so s'ok :D

Nipple Bruise, Party, Clothes, House (etc.)

- I went to stay at Immi's house for a few days last week. While play fighting with the nieces, Gloworm punched me in the left nipple. My left tit turned into a C/D cup, and was very painful. Thanks ~_~

- On Saturday, it is my birthday party. If you're not invited you probably suck, or live to far away, or I forgot to invite you. Oh well XD We're having beer, vodka, absinthe and also some food. We shall play with my hello kitty that says "No!" and wear pretty clothes.

- I bought 2 dresses today. One is very short and has bright colours on it. One is knee length and black with red flowers on it, and is sticky out at the bottom. Tomorrow is the 1st of March so I will have money and will buy a wig.

- We now have to make the 2nd payment for my house in Bansko. I are excited. We're probably going skiing there at Easter so we'll get to see where it's being built. Wheeeeeee!

Also, my new scooter arrived today. It's very big, and red. It can go at 60mph. I'm proper proper excited, I'll practise on it tomorrow and then go to school on it probably on Friday. Apparently the brakes suck. I must be careful XD

Soon I will post some pics I took at Immi's house (of flowers n stuff mostly), Some pics of my dogs I took, pics of my new clothes (and me in them) and stuff like that. I haven't posted pics for ages!

Birthday :D

It's my birthday :D I'm 17. I got a nail airbrushing kit, and a new scooter (not getting that till March though, so we don't have to pay Feb. tax). Oooo, and a £15 amazon gift certificate. Exciting :D

Liz's lust object, Boyd, posted some message on my Myspace blog. He sounded pissy - I called him half dead, old, etc. This was in reference to Liz crushing on him - compared to her, he is. He's got no right to take it out on me just cos Liz is a crazy bitch.

So, school was good today. Emily brought me in a cake with owls and mice on it,and we ate it and filmed random crap with the camcorder. Emily's coming over later tonight as well, which will be fun.

I'm going to make a dress. I got some gorgeous pink, yellow and white stretchy see through stuff (hard to describe) and some pink sparklyish stuff. I'm going to make a poofy dress, I think. Or something. I'll figure it out XD Me and Emily went to buy it in the Bombay Stores in Bradford. We ran about giggling and saying "We're gonna get RAPED" and going "NAAEWWWWW! NEEEEWWWW! NOOOOO! N0EUUUU!" etc. Emily got some black material with white spots, and some red sparklyish stuff. SHE'S GONNA GET RAPED!

'Moff now. I need to cut out some shitty newspaper articles for general studies, and edit a letter I wrote ages ago. Then download some music and movies.

Lol, Funny Post

http://urgentmsg.blogspot.com/2007/02/fw-lesson-of-day.html

Found while randomly pressing the 'next blog' button.

I already have Firefox!

Go the fuck away, spam bots. I have your scabby browser already - and it keeps deleting my bookmarks.

In other news, my sunglasses arrived and they are sex. My flu is all gone, but I cannot go back to school until I do my homework :P

That is all.

Quizzie

WHAT YOU HAVE:
[x] You have over 10 bottles of nail polish
[ ] You have a designer purse
[ ] You have something from Abercrombie
[x] You have long nails
[ ] You are promised or have a car for your 16th bday [No, but I am getting a bigger scooter for my 17th :D)
[ ] You have clothes or shoes or accesories for your pet
[ ] You have atleast 1 designer item of clothes
[ ] Your pet is a chiuaua, pomeranian, or siamese
[ ] You have a swimming pool
[x] A pink comforter, walls or sheets
Total: 3

ARE YOU:
[ ] Blonde [sometimes, not just now]
[x] Outgoing
[x] Pretty [I do my best, some people think I am, I'm counting it]
[x] Rich
[ ] Dumb
[x] Near your cell phone right now
[ ] Going out with anyone now?
[ ] Talking on your cell phone right now?
[ ] Listening to pop or top 40 music?
[ ] Wearing makeup now?
[x] A shopaholic?
[ ] A shoe freak?
Total: 5

DO YOU LIKE:
[x] Puppies
[x] Kitties
[x] Makeup
[x] Glitter
[ ] Guys [Not much :P]
[x] Money
[x] Pink the color
[ ] Pink the brand by Victoria's Secret
[x] Shopping
[x] Candy
[x] Talking
[x] Laughing
[x] Jewelry
[x] Shoes
[ ] Love
[ ] Chick flicks
Total: 12

DO YOU SHOP AT/ BUY:
[ ] Hollister
[ ] Abercrombie & Fitch
[ ] American Eagle
[ ] Aeropostale
[x] Claire's
[ ] Express
[ ] The limited
[ ] Wet Seal
[ ] Jimmy Choo
[ ] Armani
[ ] Juciy Couture
[ ] Sephora
[ ] Versace
[ ] Fendi
Total: 1

DO YOU SAY:
[x] Slut
[x] Fuck
[x] Bitch
[ ] Biotch
[x] Whatever
[x] Oh my god/gosh
[ ] That is so fetch
[ ] I heart you
[ ] Fugly
[ ] That's hot
[ ] Cali
[ ] Babe
[ ] Plush
[ ] Cutie
[ ] Hottie
Total: 5

OTHER:
[ ] In your school picture are you wearing something pink?
[ ] Do you type like this: // && ~* ;; ::. __
[ ] Have you gone to mall in the past 3 days?
[x] Do you not play sports?
[x] Do you wear jewelry almost every day?
[x] Do you dye your hair?
[ ] Do you have nail polish on right now?
[x] Have you ever had a bf?
[ ] Do you take all those magazine quizzes like "Does he like you?"?
[ ] Is your favorite holiday Valentine's Day?
Total: 4

DO YOU OR HAVE YOU READ:
[ ] Seventeen
[ ] Cosmogirl
[ ] Teen people
[ ] Teen vogue
[ ] Teen
[ ] Justine
[ ] Prom magazines
[ ] Ellegirl
[ ] J14
[ ] M
[ ] Ym
[ ] Cosmopolitan
[ ] Glamour
[ ] Marie Claire
[ ] Elle
[ ] Vogue
[ ] Us weekly
[ ] Star
[ ] Tabloids
[ ] Gossip Girl
[ ] The clique series
[ ] The alist series
[ ] The mates, dates series
[ ] The Georgia Nicholson Series
[ ] The it girl series
[ ] The au pairs
[ ] The hookup artist
[ ] The dating game
[ ] South Beach
[ ] Ttyl
[ ] Ttfn
[ ] The lovely bones
Total: 0

HAVE YOU SEEN:
[x] Legally blonde
[ ] Legally blonde 2
[ ] Mean Girls
[ ] American Pie
[ ] Not another teen movie
[ ] Josie and the pussy cats
[x] Never been kissed
[ ] Aquamarine
[ ] The hot chick
[ ] Beauty shop
[x] Miss congeniality
[ ] Miss congeniality 2
[ ] Beautiful
[ ] Just my luck
Total: 3

DO YOU WATCH:
[ ] America's top model
[ ] Project runway
[ ] Next
[ ] My super sweet 16
[ ] Soaps
[ ] Hannah Montana
[ ] Unfabulous
[ ] Zoey 101
[ ] Lizzie Mcguire
[ ] Desperate Housewives
[ ] The simple life
[ ] 8th & Ocean
[x] Friends
[ ] Sex & the city
[ ] The fabulous life of...
[ ] E!'s True hollywood story
[ ] The real world
[ ] The O.C.
[ ] Laguna Beach
[ ] Miss America
[ ] Miss USA
[ ] Miss teen USA
Total: 1

HAVE YOU BEEN TO:
[ ] Hawaii
[ ] Cali
[ ] The Bahamas
[x] New York [airport, for a few hours]
[x] Paris
[ ] Italy
[ ] Florida
[x] Las vegas [airport, for 3 hours]
[ ] Russia
[ ] Canada
[ ] Australia
Total: 3

COUNT UP HOW MANY YOU CHECKED. That's your girly percentage=
I am 37% girly

Lmaooooo

New found respect for the age of consent

...so this is why we have laws. Give a 14 year old a shag, and they'll NEVER leave you alone. Ever. Nearly a year after we broke up Stuart R still seems to think I'm his property - he can be rude to me, he can lie to me, he can have multiple girlfriends who don't know the meaning of the word contraception (interestingly, they're all underage as well. I'm seeing a pattern here) and STILL expect me to give him sex when he needs it.
What the fuck?
I spent the weekend with my friend Emily, my ex boyfriend Nick, and his new girlfriend Jayde (who is also a good friend of mine). There was lots of silliness, and we all ended up in our panties (Nick included - yay for crossdressers). But there was no sex. No pestering for sex. No expectations. No puppy dog eyes. No emo rants about how little he gets laid.
This is what an ex boyfriend should be like. The big difference is, I'm sure, that Nick is 17. Stuart is a little kid.
Now Stuart's harrassing me over MSN again, acting like he's done nothing wrong. He had his last chance and now it is OVER, I'm not even speaking to the little wanker.

Fun fact: Stuart has NEVER had sex with a girl he'd been totally honest with. Not once. That's because he has no looks, no personality and a tiny penis. The only way he can get a girl is to pretend to be something that he's not. And that's just pathetic.

Anyway, anyway, anyway. I watched Equilibrium last night, because my friend Saphy recommended it to me. I checked it out on IMDB first, and that kind of lowered my expectations of it. The EQ fans were ranting about how much the Matrix sucked, while the Matrix fans were 'invading' and claiming EQ was a terrible copy of the Matrix. Me being a Matrix fan (although mature enough not to do forum invades - that's just sad) I thought I'd probably not like it much.
TBH, it was nothing like the Matrix. The main character did lots of fighting and shooting and wore a black coat. That's where the similarity ends (pretty much, there's probably more if you search for it. But I was looking for entertainment, not stuff to insult).
It's not a bad movie. Bits of it are awesome, in fact most of it is awesome. The ending is kind of abrupt, and there's some SHIT effects where a guy gets his face sliced off. It's just lol - Saph said it reminded her of Kill Bill. It's nothing like, it's more like Slither (tacky, silly horror). But, the puppy he rescues is adorable, and the fighting stuff with guns is quite cool. It's not going to be a favourite for me, but I enjoyed it and it was better than I expected. The fans let it down - why are so many fans fucking morons?

btw, NOO CAT has been deleted from Youtube. Search for 'Poor Kitty' instead for the same video.

I think that's all I have to say :)

Chicago DVD, Matrix Sunglasses, O Rly?

So, I now have my owl hat of awesome. It is VERY awesome. HUGELY AWESOME. I wore it to school a few times, all the chavs were horrified. It was very fun. Next month I'll buy a waist length blue wig, with curls :D That'll show the fuckers.

Btw Immi, chavs DO exist. My sociology teacher says so :D

I also bought Chicago on DVD and have watched it many times. It makes me very happy ^_^ I like the little little clothes and fancy music.

The excitingist thing though, is the sunglasses I bought off ebay:



You see that little lable on one lense?!?!?!?!?!? Yesh - those are TRINITY sunglasses, from the Matrix.

I used to have some like those but not as awesome, but I've lost them :( no idea where they are. These ones are better though, because they're the official ones that were released w/ the movie. Buying them from somewhere other than ebay costs £300 ish, I got them for £14. Impressive, yush?

I shall wear them for skiing :D and also school.

I am rediculously over excited XD