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BabyMimi

Ok, I just found thefunniest badfic collection ever. I'm pretty sure the writer is a troll, writing deliberately badly for teh funnah or just to piss people off, but I love it. It's very innocent, like Legolas by Laura but without the rape. Some quotes (doesn't matter if you aren't familiar with the fandom - the stories themselves are amazing):

From her Friends fic,

"Rachel was trembling badly as Rachel cried and remembers the happenings of the early morning dawn when the moon still growled through the window."

"Oh I am so remorseful." Rachel undulated."

"...it [a tissue] looked gross because there was snot and wet stuff and it was like a moon leaking water. But Gunter loved Rachel so Gunther did not hate Rachel for gross nose snot. "

^ It's probably better than Mary Sues who shed a few delicate tears and still have intact makeup, but it's also incredibly gross XD

"Gunther was passionately humming"

"So they marry. And Ross and Joey get jealous. He he he."

^ probably the cutest last line of any fic. Ever.

And from her Buffy fic,

"Buffy hits Spike with Buffy’s hands" ... instead of the normal way Buffy hit's Spike with Willow's hands, or Xander's hands, perhaps?

"Buffy yelled at Willow after Willow was hurt because Willow is a magic addicted woman. Magic flows from Willow like a volcano."

"Dawn’s hair is multiple sheets of brown bark overlapping the silky waves of amber green liquid of Dawns eyes under the sparkling yellow orb of decadent sunlight muttering upon the sweet spring ground."

^ So Dawn's hair is brown, dry and solid, and her eyes are in waves which are green and orange at the same time? Ok.

"Spike’s eyes look like two yellow balls of blue fire dancing amidst the flowering tapestry of long sky overflowing the mist of Sunnydale with their luminescent gray sheens of silk as they look like volcanos."

^ And suddenly Dawn looks normal. Yellow and blue and flowering eyes, which are also misty and grey AND like volcanos? Umm... wow.

"Oh well I guess I have to live with the fact that everyone is in love with me this badly." Dawn guaranteed. So Dawn chooses Spike and they marry."

I think this is a good point to end this blog post XD