Late Updates, Oh Em Gee

So yeah, I haven't updated in forever. It's my fault, really, cos I'm lazy as hell, but also my internet's been down for about 3 weeks and I have to use my dad's computer to get online. My dad's computer is slow, unreliable and uses A Oh Hell. I've also barely been on MSN... and havn't got Liz her Christmas present yet. However, I think she's pissed off with me anyway, over something completely unrelated, so nvm.
Two days ago I ordered a pretty hat, which is an owl's face with wings that can be used as a scarf, and have pockets on the ends to be mittens. Then it didn't show up on my orders page, so I ordered it again. Now neither are showing up but both payments have been processed and confirmed... so I think we're getting two owl hats D: Maybe mum will wear one.
I also bought an wubbly My Little Pony off ebay... for 1p! Plus postage of course, which was £1.95, but still SO cheap. It's one of the original Yr 2 ones as well, so very awesome.
I'm saving up to get my teeth whitened, which costs £399, but my mum will pay the £99. I'm saving £90 a month, apart from in April where I'm taking some of the savings and that month's money to london, to see Wicked with anyone who is interested (hopefully both sisters). I've figured out that I'll have the money I need (£300) by June. So w00t. Next thing will be saving up several THOUSAND to have them straightened. Oh joy.
So, news since last blog. We had Xmas, where I was bought many gifties including a wubbly portable DVD player, lots of clothes and jewellery, a couple of books, and some other stuff. All of it was awesome :D Me and Jossy went to see the Borat movie just before new year, and we laughed lots and lots. Jossy also shrieked in horror - I've seen tubgirl, meatspin and goatse - so was less easily shocked. No Immi, don't google those. You mustent.
I went shopping in the January sales and bought a nice crinkly shirt, a scarf of pretty, some little vest/top thingies (one white, one beige) which are a bit see through XD I got pretty brown and gold La Senza underwear, and PotC2 on DVD. And some leggings. Happy happy happy.
I had a sociology exam the other day, which I think I did ok on, and last weekend Emily and Jayde slept over and we all ripped our pants off and had wild lesbian sex...

Ok maybe we just watched the first 3 Alien films, then ran around in our bras and giggled like crazy and ate pizza at 2 in the morning. It's NEARLY the same thing.

We also watched videos of pigs having sex. Lawls.

They're coming again this weekend, which will be fun. Emily's bringing Memoirs of a Geisha to watch, which I've seen before but love love muchly.

I think that's all my news. Also, my skin is good enough that I can now wear makeup. Is awesome :D I wear concealer + blusher + a ton of eye makeup. Is fun, so much fun.

Here are some cats and dogs... which talk!

(also search YouTube for 'NOO cat', really clear talking. I didn't post it here cos the image quality is crap.)