Now I'm sure there is goodfic of Buffy, but...

Look, I found some more entertaining badfic for my loyal readers :o!

London Lovers by 4evercharmed is the play script style story of Buffy and Spike (who spends most of the story known only as 'guy'), meeting "one day" "in the mall". Angel is an asshole who left Buffy because she did not give him sex. There is texting, and no grammar.

Enjoy.